SECRET SAFETY WORD PODCAST
Hey look everyone I went on this fun podcast, did some **skits** and had a blast. Click here…or else! Or else don’t!
MARK AND KYLE DO A NEW FUNNY PLAY EVERY WEEK
The weekly show I do with Kyle just got real.
After two successful weeks of doing new sketches, we’ve upped the ante and now, every week, we promise a new full-length sketch comedy play OR YOUR MONEY BLACK.
Last week saw two teens trying to get to the Mrs. Doubtfire premiere in 1993. If you missed it, you missed it! You’re an idiot! We only do these things once!
This week, we give you a heart-something tale of two teens trying to have the perfect prom in the face of DEVASTATING ODDS. Mean teachers, football princes, bikers with motorcycle capes… Will any of them stop our prom-eyed teens??
These shows sell out and there’s limited seating so come early. $5. Comedy Bar Cabaret Space. Toronto. Ontario. Canada. Earth. Milky Way. Gem on a dog’s collar.
**ALL AGES**
After two successful weeks of doing new sketches, we’ve upped the ante and now, every week, we promise a new full-length sketch comedy play OR YOUR MONEY BLACK.
Last week saw two teens trying to get to the Mrs. Doubtfire premiere in 1993. If you missed it, you missed it! You’re an idiot! We only do these things once!
This week, we give you a heart-something tale of two teens trying to have the perfect prom in the face of DEVASTATING ODDS. Mean teachers, football princes, bikers with motorcycle capes… Will any of them stop our prom-eyed teens??
These shows sell out and there’s limited seating so come early. $5. Comedy Bar Cabaret Space. Toronto. Ontario. Canada. Earth. Milky Way. Gem on a dog’s collar.
**ALL AGES**
“Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmmark and Kyle” - Mark and Kyle
Nerdist Standup Cluster
Hey y’all, I’m on this Nerdist live standup podcast! Thanks to Chris Hardwick for having me on. Such a blast.
Click here to listen.
Here’s a joke I told about nostalgia in Halifax last summer. There’s a teensy chunk missing from the set-up where I just say I watched a video on Youtube of Dean Martin and Johnny Carson chatting and then scrolled down to read the comments.
My pal Rich Aucoin taped this and that’s him giggling like a dummy in the foreground. BUT THANKS ANYWAY, RICH.
If someone were foolish enough to ask, “Why should I watch the trailer for “Space Riders: Division Earth?”, I would say nothing and just hold up this image, which, of course, is folded up in my pocket at all times…you know, for when I’m feeling sad.
Much like the Mighty Morphin’ Power Rangers, Space Riders defend the universe from cackling villains who summon monsters from cauldrons and hatch devious plans. Unfortunately, our two Space Riders live in a crappy apartment, relegated to Division Earth, the lowest rung on the ladder at the Galactic Ministry. Division Earth makes you the laughing stock of the universe, so Rider 12798 (aka Philip), the selfish brainiac, and Rider 90210 (aka Ken), the positive strongman, are just defending Earth long enough to get a promotion.
